Saturday 2 April 2016

DONKEY-MAN

Date -2 august 2290
Place – city hospital

“ Run run..fast.we have to save him.” Dr. Alberto almost shouted on staff.  Everybody was in rush.
“Alfa -1 , Alfa-1 our PM  has been attacked by terrorist over” security chief shouted in anger over walky-talky.
“ what? What the hell how it happened”
“ they attacked with JNX-1 virus bomb. We are in city hospital. Secure the area. We don’t want any further attack.  Bring  AVLBT ( anti-viral laser beam tanks) all around hospital. Establish virus free zone by satellite.” Security chief was ordering to all security personal.   
“ doctor how is Prime minister?”
“ virus has damaged his brain very severally  . we need to transplant the brain. But we don’t have any human brain in our neural bank at present.” Dr. Alberto said with disappointment.
“ so? Are we gonna lose him? Do you understand this mean? It will give a big boost to terrorist. We can not lose his life. We cannot lose this war.  You, doctor have to save him.”
“what you want me to do?? Should I kill somebody to get brain or should I transplant any animal’s brain ”
“I don’t  care do whatever you want just don’t let him die.”
Dr. Alberto already started thinking on it. Immediately he called the team of neurosurgeons and physicians.
“ As you all know we don’t have much time. We need to transplant brain but unfortunately there is no human brain. At any coast we have to save our PM life. I have decided to transplant non human brain. Now all of you have 1 hour go, search , do whatever you want just find what animal brain could be suitable option to transplant.  We will meet here after 1 hour.” Dr. Alberto eyes were wide open. He was looking for a new possibility. He was going to do what never did in past.

After 1 hour.

“yes what you have found. Tell fast.” Dr. Alberto asked curiously. He knew his world best neuro physicians team wouldn’t disappoint him.
“ sir human brain volume is 1400c.c around. So we had to find some animal which brain volume should be same as human. Luckily we got a list of animal which can be fit into it.”
“ what are they . tell all one by one.”
One doctor started pressing button one by one and name with brain volume begin to appear on screen.
“ sir 1st and best choice would be chimpanzee. Its brain volume is around 1400c.c most suitable to transplant in human skull.”
“no! no! we don’t have much time surgery itself will take 10 hour. We need some immediate option. ok leave this tell 2nd .”
“ 2nd choice could be orangutan but this animal only found in Asian jungles so difficult to get it in a short time.”
“tell next option.”
 “ donkey.”
“What? Donkey?” dr. Alberto said being little reluctant mood.
“ yes sir. Donkey also has brain volume around 1400 c.c and we can find it with in no time. It could be best option in this scenario.”
“ Hmm Ok do it. Find donkey brain as soon as you can meet me operation theater in 1 hour” dr. Alberto was almost convinced with this option.

Date – 5 august 2290
Place –city hospital

“ Chief operation is successful. We have saved our PM life. It will take few days to recover. Till than full bed rest.”
“ thank god what you did? You got human brain?” chief asked furiously with tremendous excitement.
“ no! we transplanted donkey brain. This was the 1st operation of its own kind. We got success to transplant animal brain to human body.” Dr. Alberto replied with mixed emotion of happiness and other strange one.
“ what ?? donkey brain??” chief was shocked and silent.
“ you should be happy. Somehow we saved PM life.” Dr. Alberto left the room leaving strange question on chief’s face.

Date -7 august 2290
Place- city hospital

“ how many days I slept ?” PM just woke up
“ just two days sir. You need to rest.”
“no! we have to go to work. no time for rest” PM just got up from bed.

Date – 9 august 2290
Place – public meeting

“I, The Prime Minister of this country wants to make you all sure. We won’t tolerate any –any evil , illegal activity by these separatist –terrorist .” P.M raised his hand.
“ This is our land..our country …….aah..aaa..” suddenly PM was chocked. He tried again
“ t..his  is ….aaaaa…dheechuuu.” P.M closed his mouth with hand.
Chief ran to the mike and take over the conversation.
“As you know our PM had been attacked recently. So he is not feeling well. From here our home minister will continue thank you.”
“ what happened ? why you chocked sir?”
“ dheenchuu , dheenchuu..dhiaaa” all these voice could came from PM.

Date- 10 august 2290
Place –city hospital

“ brain has started taking over his vocal cord. Now he can speak donkey voice only. He is human but he will act like donkey. We are sorry. We didn’t think but saving life was 1st priority at that time.”Dr. Alberto said with worried lines over face.
“ But problem is bigger than this. We just replaced certain part of brain only. His emotions , feeling, higher functions are human. HE WILL THINK LIKE HUMAN BUT ACT LIKE DONKY.”
                                  Imagine you want to say I love you but your body doesn’t allow you to speak. Imagine  You want to express you feeling that how much you care your beloved once but all you can do some funny donkey things. Imagine you want to cry but all you can do some funny donkey voice. You can cry because humans cry but donkeys don’t.

Date – 12 august 2290
Place – BBCN News center 

“ breaking news. From the reliable sources it is confirmed now our Prime Minister is no more human. Yes you heard correct. After attack his brain is replaced by donkey’s brain. Our country is at biggest risk ever in the hand of donkey-man. DONKEY-MAN.” News anchor was reading the news breathlessly.

Date -13 August 2290
Place – social meeting somewhere in city

“ that’s horrible ! our country is going through worst days ever. And in that our PM is out of use now. A donkey-man can not save us in such a crucial point.” One respected country man said.
“yes ! terrorist attacks are more lethal now . they have got viral weapons too. Their military forces are coming near to border. And our P.M is now donkey-man.”
“ what he will do just dheenchuu dheenchuuu?” all laughed.

This was the most shocking news ever faced by country. It just sparked tremendous ridiculous rumors all around. The Most respected leader in the history of country who fought war of freedom. Who gave his entire life for country suddenly became just matter of fun? Matter of hate?  How insensitive, unemotional is this.

Date – 14 august 2290
Place-  All political party meet

“  I , chairman, announces that our current P.M is no more functional with immediate effect. Decision has been taken by selected committee which has proposed to remove current P.M. With the consent of all party leaders we approve the decision.” All party members appreciated the decision and clapped in favour.
PM was sitting in corner chair. He was silent like a dead man. His heart was sinking in deep pain.  He wanted to shout .he wanted to cry. Such an apathy, ungrateful behaviour by his own party members . He should have died. It was really indecent exit from politics.  He smiled, raised his hand like he also accepted the decision and went out from the room.

Date – 15 august 2290
Place – donkey-man house


It was a dark room. No sign of light and hope in the room. One dead body was hanging from the roof. A great leader, great man had gone from the world. They all need just a man who can play with words, play with spirit, play with soul of country. They don’t need, they don’t deserve innocent donkey-man and yes donkeys also cry, feel pain and die in ignorance. 

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